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The Bumpy Tuff Brothers: Episode 1

2026

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CatOwl

2026
[spread 0] Preamble Once upon a flowing rhyme twas a universe-double lined with mine where portmanteau connections swell YesterDaight begEnds this tail:* [spread 1] SpyStudy Catowl spied upon Hellven sheHe studied the lightning-fire boltballs of goDevil ZeuSatan,* surmising - that eating another half-half of VallhallOlympuius enables reproduction.* [spread 2] VallhallOlympius The moonsun was risetting overbelow landwaves partially illuminated by starclouds thus creating a seaclipse.* [spread 3] A Flying Catowl Catowl flying on the prowl* “Meo-Hooo! Meo-Hooo!” Strike-chomp [spread 4] BlurSpin *GASP* Gophmouse scuffles uppa flurry! Guppyfinch swallowed in a blurry breakneck whirlwin’ swallow-whole spin* [spread 5] Commoding Commotion “Sacré bleu!” ZebrElephant winniechortles* Bearman cares less atop hisHis cancesticles Boycub’s pubefur grew bluer down* HeHe squeezegrabs remotodendron upramping TreeVee's luminosity through Sow-Wow-wow-wow-Ound* Commoding PiGecko insout Gerbilraffe* disturbing BatBeetle ‘n BeetleBat [spread 6] Flipintrospection *Flipping a bit in -- introspection* Science in art; Darwinist intervention *Atmospheripping outcries BelTirading EcAnger EcAnger EcAnger* SeeView K2verist peak: The Titanic Chamber.* with ClamHammering pause; grabsnatch’n mistbyss* Snog waits patient -- cuz deez GodAnimals pissed.* [spread 7] A Darwinist in the Titanic Chamber Foxrilla wonders what it would be like to die* Pondering stoned Latin tablature texts suggesting diversity made possible through sex...* Peanutbutterfish finishes flopwaving a fluffurious fin - As Pegasauraus rex attempts fa-holding hisHerHer arms in:* Push ‘em together “HNNNNNN ahh!! Ged-din!”* While Walracoon wonders up at a star-fish reminission;* a pixelatedepiction-n-detailedescription consideRemembering WolfHen’s cannibalistiConniptions.* [spread 8] Scramblin’ Scrabbit Scrabbit jumpJacks like a self-tought-bad-habit dropTrips cāRaddosh snax stum-tumbling grab-Snaps it CracxSnap! *AAHH* Frustration-rotations tumble-stagger-swagger hizzz bushytail swings in an opposite pattern of Grandfather Death’s miniStopCock* point-blank Cuckukatweet chambportal unlocks** aurora borealis - supernovae - blackholes shadowInversion healleviates kinomagnetic pushulls.* [spread 9] SmoWOWtion Smowfwakes anti-gravitate clickpopping New Words in semitonal clock-softening: formulaNewWorlds Inn* crickening pretensive pretend-there: under where?* [spread 10] The Mirror Page We last sought but seldom-share a mating of meeting;* virally clasped inner-mirror-seeking* I ATE spinal-thinking* Hey, I - might be thinking a moment resyncing versions plinkclinking heat’s fate in darkness.* Sparks pepperdust cloudhues. Perceive-order, and harness the story we’re writing:* alive in decisions, thinking arriving:* Vocal, vociferous - choices so wonderous** [spread 11] Dencoop Dillemma In the dencoop Chickbee spits knowing all-to-well Wolfhen's bullshit who droplays an egg with wolfy ears amid dirthay tears on hisher quilt-nest* [spread 12] Filicide which shehe jumpounces overwhelmed in guiltiness* chomping bites, tail laid low letting out a soulful cluckHowl “cock a dA-WOOoooo” which Chickbee cuts off all too soon** Outhru windoor skyBeach gleamours** [spread 13] Requiem for a Dream Kah-puh! chomp-chatter. Sigh.. Centaumerman, Mermaidatataur standSit sitStand lickTaste glrass bass-smash a rockApple cutaken with grlass PoundDing SnaillopShells Ba-Smash [spread 14] Beach Bummers borrowed indefinitely * brokefrumma shrubbertree ** injecthale snortAsh dipDust Vapliberally* WOwOWohAhMYAaaaG! [spread 15] Beach Scummers *Creepy crawly cruddy muddy slippy slidey suction ploppy tentacles undulate underneath Octapede * Milipuss slithers sidelong underneath;* The symbiotic pair flyfall up-down watAir.* WindlySpindly Millipussian vibLegs puncture purpTentacles brownOozing twitchPegs prolapsumpulsing unfertilized eggs.* [spread 16] Ahh, Piss! Snackrill's signPost readShows "The Closed" - - - so Fruit loo's- unusable!* Great-white pink-Sharkflingo's movements are so unusual.* Swandog eyes himSher nervous lapping awkward downUp drinking sniffing suspicious: [spread 17] What’s My Reflection Thinking? Sniff Sniff "What's that reflection thinking?"* [spread 18] ¡FlashNight! ¡FlashNight!* [spread 19] Egg Drop Catowl lay-drops a wingedEgg flapcracking, freefalling arcgliding float-diving jellocean-bobbing surface arriving:* [spread 20] JellOceon crackvealing meowho's awoke-inside* Blink-thinking birthEyes: Enormous-Big-Wide.* [spread 21] Stare into SpaceSky KittenOwlette stares into SpaceSky.
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The Sister Songs

2026

He Wants To Have Sex

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He Wants To Have Sex 1NiceGuy: Isolation Isolation Home alone in Isolation I miss people I miss you corndogs ’n carnivals Shared popcorn too I miss your smile I miss our time Together before They drew the line Katie: He’s thinking about me In a high pitched voice He’s singing about me cuz he doesn’t gotta choice He’s searching for gifs While sending me texts Constant reminders He wants to have sex 1NiceGuy: Fruster-ration Fruster-ration Home alone in Fruster-ration I missed the toilet Drinking all day Miss cooking you dinner And your shit-talking way I miss your glares the stink ‘uh your eye I wish this would reconcile 1NiceGuy: Crack another beer and think of the IDEA of you. You have no idea how much it is I FEAR for you. Crack another beer And stay - right here for you. You have no idea how much I miss you too And in my memory you think of me Evil Katie: He’s thinking about me In a high pitched voice He’s singing about me cuz he doesn’t gotta choice He’s searching for gifs While sending me texts Constant reminders He wants to have sex
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Popcorn Special

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Popcorn Special KnightNinja: RRRReepeat with me I said it before you’re basic buttered popping corn nothin’ but work a pile of chores keep a way! You’re such a bore. Either or you’re no more Outta my life that’s for sure KnightNinja: Outta my life Outta my life Outta miiiiind Outta my life Outta my life Outta miiiiind KnightNinja: I am hungry though I just ate suppose you ‘n me sleep in late?* I M hungry ‘n you look sweet;* like a candied peach to me* you look tasty sweet ‘n soft let’s have fun ‘til it wears off…* and if our spark catches for th’ better* We’ll take the next step KnightNinja: together with you together with you we’ll take the next step together together with you together with you -- forever KnightNinja: RRRRpeat with me I said it before you’re basic buttered popping corn nothin’ but work a pile of chores keep a way! You’re such a bore.* Either or you’re no more Outta my life that’s for sure* KnighNinja: Outta my life Outta my life Outta time... Outta my life Outta my life Outta my time… Narrator Katie: Once Upon a time SparkleKatie Nightninja data-driven algorithm A lady and a gentle man well I thought so but actually it’s not so Love unrequited “text me daily” “call me maybe” Narrator Katie: The cat I knew he’d come back ….. her once bright phone now went black now went black now went black went dark black --bass time-- SparkleKatie: He stole my eyes; my knight’s gone I’m inna daze it’s been too long you had my heart all along come back to me ‘n write our song.
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Tweak Philosophy 1

2026Coming soon

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Keyriosity

2026Coming soon

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5Bar

2026Coming soon

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Scored & Coming Soon

2026Coming soon

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Tweaked Jams

2026Coming soon

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