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He Wants To Have Sex
The Sister Songs 2026 3:04
After she gets dumped, SparkleKatie goes on like 2 dates with this loser, 1NiceGuy, who totally falls in love with her instantly. She punishes 1NiceGuy for how KnightNinja behaved — and now 1NiceGuy might stop being so nice — and so the cycle repeats.
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He Wants To Have Sex
1NiceGuy:
Isolation
Isolation
Home alone in
Isolation
I miss people
I miss you
corndogs ’n carnivals
Shared popcorn too
I miss your smile
I miss our time
Together before
They drew the line
Katie:
He’s thinking about me
In a high pitched voice
He’s singing about me
cuz he doesn’t gotta choice
He’s searching for gifs
While sending me texts
Constant reminders
He wants to have sex
1NiceGuy:
Fruster-ration
Fruster-ration
Home alone in
Fruster-ration
I missed the toilet
Drinking all day
Miss cooking you dinner
And your shit-talking way
I miss your glares
the stink ‘uh your eye
I wish this would
reconcile
1NiceGuy:
Crack another beer
and think of the IDEA
of you. You have no idea
how much it is I FEAR for you.
Crack another beer
And stay - right here
for you.
You have no idea how much
I miss
you too
And in my memory
you think of me
Evil Katie:
He’s thinking about me
In a high pitched voice
He’s singing about me
cuz he doesn’t gotta choice
He’s searching for gifs
While sending me texts
Constant reminders
He wants to have sex