I am the perfect man, and will obey your commands. I’ll show affection when I can, and will never make demands.
Those covers are all yours. May my hairy body keep you cuddled. If you want, I’ll get on all fours, and drink from a puddle.
I’ll kiss you: anytime, anywhere. Because the perfect man shows that you come first! And I’ll easily know, if your day was the worst.
Oh my god! Are those new clogs?
smelled sincerely, your loyal lovely dog.
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