A party is happening, my friends are all there!
So I left to play Magic, the Gathering!
17 super models approached me in nothing but their underwear…
“MOVE!” I need to play Magic, the Gathering!
I was super hungry, and needed to eat…
Forgot about food when I played Magic, the Gathering!
My apartment’s so cold, because I didn’t pay for the heat…
Spent all my money on Magic, the Gathering!
I might have zero life, it isn’t the end, I’ll reset the dice, and gladly begin:
Another game of Magic, the Gathering!
You might think that my existence is a total waste, which I’ll tap with a Mountain to give all my creatures haste!!
Winning at Magic the Gathering!
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